As pure as New York snow

 

I seen that guy... he's all the time going to Coney Island!

I will feel better when I'm back into the proximity of familiar, you know that all encompassing feeling of familiarity? It's comfortable. I'm comfortable in there, in that little zone.

No, I don't recognise the sensation, I never actually had a comfort zone.

How long did it take Corey to tell you he loved you?

I don't know, I was drunk.

Fuck.

Did you hear about the guy that shot the sherriff in Atlanta? Well they caught him. You know how?

No.

After he shot him, he ran to Graceland where Micheal Jackson lives, and he shot MJ in the leg. That's why MJ walks around in pyjamas all the time, because his leg hurts and he can't get dressed.

Michael Jackson died already.

I know, he was shot.

Fucks sake. 

You are charming.

If you still have charm, you have been underutilised. I have a small dark number shaped like a rocket. You should walk away like you were never here.

Vraiment?

Vraiment.

Did you ever fuck a fat girl?

Yeah, she was so fat I couldn't put my arms around her.

So you dumped her?

Not because she was fat, but because her pussy stank like a rabbit hutch.

Vraiment?

Vraiment.

There was a time we had functional alignment.

The machines entered the language, but my love, entered us.